Midori is a fragile soul. She has a mind of her own and is highly sensitive. Shes beautiful and funny, and shes one of the most adventurous people you'll meet. She loves outdoors, and being free. She hurts a lot but takes her time to persist in different things. Shes open to talk to anyone she knows well, and opens up to who she trusts. And if she trusts you, you should be very grateful. she keeps on trying for people, no matter what happens. She is a sweet soul sent from heaven but when you upset her, prepare to be killed.
by The one and only meee February 22, 2019
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.
Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.
by ilovemidori July 01, 2010
A green-coloured, melon-flavoured liquor. Only 20% alcohol volume and is a lot sweeter than other liquors. It was made in Japan by Suntory, a distillery famous for its whisky.
by Oni-91 October 26, 2007
A common given name for a Japanese female. Although it is often written in hiragana, one of the phonetic syllabaries used in the Japanese writing system, it is not uncommon for the name to be written with kanji, the iconographs borrowed from Chinese.
Midori is also the word for the colour green in Japanese.
Midori is also the word for the colour green in Japanese.
by CyaticFanatic March 22, 2009
Midori is a name quite rare. It means green in japanese, but also mean beauty and creativity. Midori can be shy, and unsocial, but after a while becomes playful, loud and funny. Midori is adventurous, she likes to explore new things, she brave and will do things to protect others. Shes dateable, but dont be surprised if she forgets about you, her brain is probably the size of a pea. But inside and out she is beautiful
by The one and only meee February 22, 2019
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