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A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.
"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"
by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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