A lone wolf protector of the people who stands on top of a plinth in the middle of the night, watching over the city and looking out for wrongdoers and renegades. Once they have seen something, they have a direct line to all superheroes and, before long, the night is safe again, all because of the midnight watchman.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

leaving a hot steaming shit in one's toliet for them to wake up to