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When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.
You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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