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You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.
You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.
by Rogue Caseworker June 28, 2016
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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