The act of burying valuables in one's yard under the cover of night so as to be less conspicuous.
My husband wants to hide his gold coin collection. So, he's doing some midnight gardening tonight.
by E-Squared 87 July 02, 2020
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Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event
Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood
by d0tc0m May 13, 2010
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The act of passing out or falling over in foliage after large amounts of liquor have been consumed.
He's fine hes just over in the bushes doing a spot of midnight gardening.
by Gruts December 14, 2006
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A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening
"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"
by MC86 June 24, 2021
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