Urban Dictionary: Midnight Creeper

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When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.

Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"

by geoffstacks June 17, 2009

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012