The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.

a small, undersized, shrimp-like person or object, that is respected but scrubby.

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

a nick name for a snuggly hocky player under 5 feet tall

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.

The only "organiser" for Live Aid that actually did anything. The one who had the idea of having the concert, made the band list, forced bands to sign by making Bob do a livr TV shoot where he tells everyone what generous people they've been in agreeing to do it all for charity, etc.

Actually a preety funny guy, appearing in Filthy, Rich and Catflap and Nevermind the Buzzcocks where he ripped the shit out of Preston from the Ordinary Boys' walking-off-the-show.

Popularised by his catchphrase: "Where's MY fucking knighthood?" Midge is loved by all.