A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.

A dirty midge is someone who hoards all of the rtx3099's he can find

Midge is the most beautiful and amazing person ever.

Short for midget (ironic I know)

A midge is a shortened version of a typical homosapian. They are female and awesome in nature. Particularly, they have the best laugh in the world. They are also known as the pixie queen of gigglers. They really like boats. They like to live dangerously, and do not allow their shortness to limit their tall adventures.

an adjective used to describe something that is smaller than the normal version of it (related to the word midget)

Someone that has blue hair and wants to play on swing sets 24/7. The word "idge" can be in many different words meaning small or has blue hair. So basically the M just means likes to play on swing sets but midge is the mostly the word.