The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.
And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.
by kdajklfdjak flda;s October 24, 2009
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The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.
"aww midget! your so adorable!"
by jadeeyx June 01, 2009
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Midget

Midgets are deadly creatures who could if you ,come up against one in a fight, might puncture a lung or two. they are usually under the height of 4'6" and at that height they could easily head butt your sacc id they really wanted to. be warey areound these microscopic creatures beacause they culd eaily castrate you in less than a second.
"oh bugger, a midget."
"its really far away tho!"
"oh wait its 2 meters away, its just 2 ft tall."
by exleyyyy June 05, 2020
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Usually about 4 foot 2 when they're ten and very curious species. They do maths on alpacas and hate Asians.
by AlpacaBinTea March 03, 2018
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This person is usually fucking bad at video games, often making his character look tall just to feel tall. To find them just try looking down.
Troy is a fucking midget

When I saw Troy running I thaught it was a midget
by Memes are my bitch April 24, 2019
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The meanest of the mean ones.
Mexican guy 2- That five foot nothing 98 pound midget dude just fucked you up ey?

Mexican guy 1- Shut the fuck up faggot!
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020
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