Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.

n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.

The quality of Middlebrook Dining Hall food, such that it is sometimes warm, but never hot

Phenomenon in which Middlebrook residents at the University of Minnesota are slept on, but are often more attractive than the rest of campus. This excludes any member of the Art LLC. These folks are also less likely to have STDs due to their isolation from the cesspool of Super Block. Again, excluding Art LLC.

A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.