A place designed by Satan himself to segregate kids into different groups and have them bully each other for being different
hell > middle school
by Dubiks January 29, 2019
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The hellish place that I am forced to dwell in for 7 hours 5 times a week. Filled with transphobic people.
Person 1: "That trip to the gym was so tough, it felt like I was in middle school!"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"
by DanCompressed March 05, 2017
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A hell hole designed to scare young children into the reality that life is. It is a screwed up place. If you are going into middle school i pray for you, the place is scary.
Johnny: Im so excited for Middle School!
Teacher: Haha have fun!
Comes back after first day*
Johnny: Goodbye cruel world
by Urban douchebag April 23, 2015
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Three years where you change conpletely... not yet adult but not child. It's that awkward stage where you are just fucking gross and clueless. Summary: Won't remember these years in your adult life. Just a bunch of hoes and their boyfriends.
Damn, the only thing I remember from middle school is my first kiss, but that isn't as good as the sex I had last night.
by Litty193 June 29, 2017
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school for 6th, 7th, and 8th graders go. all the other entries are just written by emos and cutters who haveno friends and hate life, so they take out their emotions by saying how middle school sucks on the internet, how sad. Middle school can actually be fun, so if your emo, go cut yourself some more.
In seventh grade, i went to middle school
by I'm in love with a stripper February 25, 2007
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for most people its the shittiest part of your life but for normal people who actually have friends its the same thing as elemtary school.... but with puberty.... and making out.... and handjobs.......
me: dude you need to get a girlfriend trust me its great

friend: NO im going to wait until im 16 so i can actually do stuff with her

me: why wait?

friend: cuz my mom wont let me date till then

me: your moms a fucking douchebag

friend: i know.. are you gonna meet me at lunch?

me: nah im gonna meet my girlfriend behind the dumpsters

friend: um what do you do for a whole 30 minutes...

everyday?

me: ....... you dont want to know...

friend: dude were in a middle school... how did you get a fucking hooker to come down here?

me: haha shut up
by some 13 year old August 22, 2009
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A place where you sit through boring ass classes and are stuck there for 3 years of your life. Given the fact that your already going through puberty, and you already feel like shit, if you like something another kid likes you are called a poser. Middle school is a place where 40% of the girls are sluts and are desperatly wanting a boy friend to make themselves look more popular, half of them are in their period the majority of the time, a place full of fuckboy wannabes who try to act cool by doing every trendy thing possible, and date girls, just trying to get in their pants, and walk around with a major monster erection half the time. If you fucking fart in class, forget it, your done. Teachers pick favorites and hate all their other fucking students. If you get pimples, the little queers who haven't finished through puberty yet usually make fun of it.
by Mega fgt February 27, 2017
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