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Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.
Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.
Beth: Why Did She Do That?
Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex
Beth: That Sounds Kinky
Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
Beth: Why Did She Do That?
Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex
Beth: That Sounds Kinky
Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
by DGringo October 01, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018