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a shit piece of tech that ate my FUCKING essay.
Me talking to microsoft word after it ate my fucking essay:"GIVE IT BACK WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU?!!?!?!? I FUCKING NEEDED THAT YOU PILE OF HORSE FECES"
by (ಠ_ಠ) April 15, 2018
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!

What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!

5 MB!? Are you fucked?

Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!

Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
by Babababaasascscvdgbdrv November 21, 2009
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Is the most piece shit program of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is no Examples, just read the definition, Microsoft Word
by Grem711 May 26, 2008
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The only way the illest mo' fuckas on the planet say "word".
Billy: Yeah he bought the spinach.
Johnny: Oh, microsoft word!
by Max Dish May 22, 2007
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gay as fuck microsoft application which is easy to make and fucking rips everyone off with a piece of fucking paper
by RUPERRRRRRTTTTTT September 14, 2017
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