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a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode
Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!
by agent armchair March 12, 2017
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.
Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...
by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 17, 2009
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