Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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(According to Dad's psyco girlfriend) Taking a cookie when you are allowed to, and telling your annoying brother who accused you of taking more than one that he is wrong, although (supposedly) he's always in the right and I'm always in the wrong.
Brother: i SaW yOu TaKe MoRe ThAn OnE!
Me: I only took this one cookie!
(Dad's psyco girlfriend who was eavesdropping the entire converstation enters the room, looking at me like always)
Dad's Psyco GF: <MY NAME>, STOP MICROMANAGING!
Me: I did nothing wrong...
Me: I only took this one cookie!
(Dad's psyco girlfriend who was eavesdropping the entire converstation enters the room, looking at me like always)
Dad's Psyco GF: <MY NAME>, STOP MICROMANAGING!
Me: I did nothing wrong...
by DonoReal February 07, 2021