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Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".
A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.
by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.
Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...
by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 01, 2011
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