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The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.
I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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