A British-produced car made by Nissan, the Micra was intented to be a cheap, reliable and fun car. Unfortunately, due to a large percentage of the drivers being women, it now has an incredibly bad reputation.

Confined, cramped space on wheels, prone to causing nervous breakdowns in claustrophobic persons. Taking the role of a passeneger in a micra ensures an uncomfortable, long journey and double the usual travel time.

(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses

Also known by the name, Nissan March, in New Zealand, this small car is often at the butt of jokes, due to it's slow speeds.

This car is used in Micra - The Game, where the idea is to compete against other members in the cars to spot more Micras than anyone else.

Car made famous by Retail Store Managers in Eastern England.

the micra is often described as the worst car to ever exist. there main uses are to make every other car look good and often to be a toilet although even tho they are everywhere, they're never around wen u need a slash.

A car that just about every elderly person has driven at some point in their life. Do NOT, under any circumstances, buy a Nissan Micra if you want all your friends to love you forever and you still want to get laid.