A guy with a great personality who plays good at sports and video games. Have good grades also and most of the time, girls go crazy over him. He's just so hot
by Christian47 February 02, 2014
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
1)Central american spanish slang for female private part , similar to english pussy.
2)can also mean monkey( in various parts of the Americas)
2)can also mean monkey( in various parts of the Americas)
1st definition)Fui a comer afuera , me comi un mico. translation: I went to eat out, I ate a mico( pussy)
2nd and 1st definition)ese mico peludo tiene un mico peludo y feo. translation: that hairy monkey has a hairry and ugly mico(pussy)
2nd and 1st definition)ese mico peludo tiene un mico peludo y feo. translation: that hairy monkey has a hairry and ugly mico(pussy)
by SailorVegeta March 06, 2010
'Zepto' is currently the smallest unit of measurement in the scientific community. It is measured as (10^-21). However, when describing something smaller than a 'zepto', most scientists and professionals use the unit of 'mico'. This unit is measured at (10^-69). Due to the fact that not many entities are actually that small, people usually use the term 'mico' to describe objects in a hyperbolic manner. The 'mico' is a term based off of the famous Dr. Tubs McGrubs, a pedant of the shallow creed. It is considered a grave insult to call another a 'mico', as it implies diminutive size in aspects such as height or penis size.
Example 1:
MSW: My penis is Mico sized; I need a Mico-scope to see it :(
Everybody: How's the weather down there?
Example 2:
MSW: Don't call me Mico. Who do you think you are?
Everybody: But you ARE Mico sized, you tenacious turd cultivator!
MSW: Oh yeah :(
MSW: My penis is Mico sized; I need a Mico-scope to see it :(
Everybody: How's the weather down there?
Example 2:
MSW: Don't call me Mico. Who do you think you are?
Everybody: But you ARE Mico sized, you tenacious turd cultivator!
MSW: Oh yeah :(
by FRSMSWAF December 29, 2010
Jun 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

