Some idiot who thought it be cool to describe themselves on Urban Dictionary.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

A sensitive yet stubborn little Sicilian Bull that is overly protective of those he cares for. Mickeal's can and will make you go into hysterical fits of laughter and a moment later get you so worked up you will want to go postal..... They are sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, funny, considerate, devious, vengeful little mules that have a hard time letting go... When they smile it is genuine and heart warming.... Truly a loyal and devoted life long friend...

A fxcking loser that posts the urban definition of his name on snap chat. Usually a Caymanian/Jamaican.