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Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
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http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
Source(s):
http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
by IndyQueer February 27, 2009
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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1. A blowjob from someone with a mustache who subsequently swallows the ejaculate.
2. When a mustachioed person ejaculates on someone and then eats the cum off.
2. When a mustachioed person ejaculates on someone and then eats the cum off.
by yrmenlaf January 02, 2009
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Indeterminate thing that the character Chuck from "Rick and Steve" is willing to do only because he has AIDS. Most likely it has nothing to do with a mop but may involve a moustache.
"I can do a Michigan Mop Job, because I have nothing to lose."
by Doctor Suppan August 24, 2007