A disjointed, random, misspelled, completely understandable group of words that comes into existence during normal conversation with Michelle's perpetuated by the lack of sufficiently descriptive legitimate English words.

Meanings of said Michellisms are irrelevant as it is assumed everyone knows what they mean.

So far 13 volumes of compiled Michellisms are available for attempting to understand Michelle's world wide.

Noun: the teaching of hitting people vigeriously with your nipples and slapping their heads with your boobs.
The more saggy the better and more power your tittys generate.

Michel is an amazing guy everyone likes him but he only likes one person. He is scared to commit but loves talking to the people he likes. He is a joker so dont get to serious with him unless he is serious with you so if you like him be careful cuz he might joke about something you dont want him to, but we all know you’ll still like him. He’s awesome and if you dont like him then ur a disappointment. :)

A beautiful name for a (young) beautiful girl. She is outgoing, very funny (or tries to be), and has a unique style. She is also very lovable, but can be awkward at times. She is the type of person you can easily get along with. She will be there to comfort her friends when they need it. She has a gift of discernment, meaning she knows when something is up. She has a great voice, but is shy to show it to the world. She needs more confident. Also, she can be very hyper at times. Even with her flaws, she is still perfect because the amount of flaws she has cannot compare to her flawlessness.

Michel ist ein extrem gutaussehender, beliebter, netter, intelligenter und toller typ, jeder mag ihn. Er bringt Glück egal wann und wo er kommt, er hilft anderen in jeder Situation und ist stets ein guter Freund.

Michelle is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She will always be kind to you. Any man who is lucky enough to have her in his life should be thankful. any man who dumps her is a complete idiot. she will be a loving companion, or a loyal friend. no matter what, always be kind to her, and she will be kind to you.

Gorgeous, talented, and extremely kind. Though when rude to, may be rude in return. A Michelle also may seem happy and peppy, but may be hiding problems from people she isn’t very close with. People who know a Michelle are lucky and disliking her may be a mistake.