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a fatty (male or female) with more than one tire around their waist.
Frank must have been really wasted to take that Michelin Man home.

The Michelin Man broke my bed springs.
by John Gonzalez June 01, 2006
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.
Did you hear about larry? he Michelin Manned that chick last night
by Danny Micronesia May 01, 2005
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Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.
Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!
by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019
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When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man
You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.
Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?
by slapshotpeewee9 April 27, 2007
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