Michel is an amazing guy everyone likes him but he only likes one person. He is scared to commit but loves talking to the people he likes. He is a joker so dont get to serious with him unless he is serious with you so if you like him be careful cuz he might joke about something you dont want him to, but we all know you’ll still like him. He’s awesome and if you dont like him then ur a disappointment. :)
person1: Hey whos ur crush
person2: Michel
person1: omg what rlly i heard he likes u ask him out
Person2: WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY! Ya we know he is sweet and all but you need to know him for a while for him to commit to that
person1: ok feez sorry
person2 its fine
person2: Michel
person1: omg what rlly i heard he likes u ask him out
Person2: WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY! Ya we know he is sweet and all but you need to know him for a while for him to commit to that
person1: ok feez sorry
person2 its fine
by tounge__kid April 01, 2020
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
A man who is a Michel may call himself Mike or Michael. A Michel is a guy that is sexy.They are also very tricky like an Octopus. Sometimes you have to keep an eye on a Michel, because if you look away he might hide around a corner & jump out when you least expect it,to scare the piss out of you.They cook garlic shrimp better than ANYone
Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They also can be found yelling at golfers when they drive by a golf course,or doing other very tricky things. Michels also have soft sides:They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.They are romantic and passionate & always very exciting in bed-which is why he is hard to get enough of. He keeps his girlfriend happy,&adds to this by calling her Baby, Sexy, Sweety,etc.Michel sightings are so rare, that they are sometimes called a"Totoro"-referring to the forest spirit in Japanese folkore. A Michel may even resemble Totoro when he opens his eyes very wide. Michels are not easy so come by, & deserve love & loyalty
kiki
Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They also can be found yelling at golfers when they drive by a golf course,or doing other very tricky things. Michels also have soft sides:They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.They are romantic and passionate & always very exciting in bed-which is why he is hard to get enough of. He keeps his girlfriend happy,&adds to this by calling her Baby, Sexy, Sweety,etc.Michel sightings are so rare, that they are sometimes called a"Totoro"-referring to the forest spirit in Japanese folkore. A Michel may even resemble Totoro when he opens his eyes very wide. Michels are not easy so come by, & deserve love & loyalty
kiki
~Example 1
John: Do you need help studying for your test?
M: No, I do not need to study for tests.
John:Why?
M: Because...I'm a MICHEL
John: *gasp* Awwww-Luckyyyy!
~Example 2
Stranger guy: Hey gorgeous-Can I get your number or sumthin?
Alexandra: No.
Stranger guy: Psh-you cold...
Alexandra: I have a boyfriend; and he is a Michel.
Stranger guy: Oh damn! Ma bad, ma bad! *runs off*
John: Do you need help studying for your test?
M: No, I do not need to study for tests.
John:Why?
M: Because...I'm a MICHEL
John: *gasp* Awwww-Luckyyyy!
~Example 2
Stranger guy: Hey gorgeous-Can I get your number or sumthin?
Alexandra: No.
Stranger guy: Psh-you cold...
Alexandra: I have a boyfriend; and he is a Michel.
Stranger guy: Oh damn! Ma bad, ma bad! *runs off*
by Special Moi February 26, 2010
by XTACII August 16, 2008
Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.
Michels like airplanes and also like extreme things. They are very good friends and will protect friends and family.
Nicknames for Michels are Mishka,Michael, and suka.
Michels like airplanes and also like extreme things. They are very good friends and will protect friends and family.
Nicknames for Michels are Mishka,Michael, and suka.
by Lawlvillage September 30, 2012
by illdabonyou December 10, 2018
The sexiest girl alive with an abnormal talent at gaming with amazing hair and the kindest personality a female could develop<3
Mich: Aw I look weird today
Jess: BITCH U CRAY! You look like a Michel today girl!
Jess: Would so bang ;)<3 even if slut^_^
Jess: BITCH U CRAY! You look like a Michel today girl!
Jess: Would so bang ;)<3 even if slut^_^
by SexyBetch January 21, 2013
Jun 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

