A fat, old child molester who has a large white beard and always wears overalls. He drives a green van that has a Kansas City Royals logo on the back. He lives in West Plains, MO. and is also a big racist.
Micheal Jewell is such a scholarly child molester.
by TheEnforcer69 November 28, 2018
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A man that eats hay everyday and breathes down your neck with stank and steals ur b-ball
Micheal Kenny “where’s my hay nigga
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To smooth talk your way to having sex with a girl and "Fuck and Chuck"
Yeah I wouldn't date that girl, but I would Micheal Gunn her
by Ronnie G. September 16, 2007
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A child rapist that no one talks about because he went from black to white and thats what equality is

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Child 1: hey i was invited to micheal jacksons house

Child 2: you should totaly go i hear he gives kids a popsicle in his basement
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There’s always that one kid at school who is always saying dirty dick jokes.
Wow, your’re being such a Micheal Stagg.
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A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘
Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal

Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!
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