He's a real asshole at times. He's got a quick temper but a big heart. He would do anything for his family. He works hard and plays harder. He talks a lot of shit, but he won't hesitate to fight over someone he loves. He's a little jealous, but that's OK. And did I mention? He's sexy as Hell! :)
by CFFFF December 02, 2011
Micheal is truly the man's man. A truly well rounded individual capable of drinking large amount of alcohol, loving women roughly(and tenderly), know massive amounts of knowledge, and is talents at many, many things. Most people refer to Micheal as the baddest mutha fucka on the planet. They are correct in this assumption.
I was having a shitty time, and them Micheal showed up, stole my girl, drank all my beer, and showed me how to party like a real man.
by Khep August 14, 2009
Talented,poetic,amazing ideas.He is a vary loving hearted person,always going out of his way for everyone in need.Also stong willed and goal oriented.Never gives up on any task he sets.Always puts in 100%.And the best lover a women could ever have.
by Micheals love February 03, 2010
MIKE is a kid whos got your back no matter what and a guy who you can trust no matter what happends. He can understand the pain you've been through and actually gives a shit about it and tried to help in anyway possible.hes a guy who works out a lot yet still has time to deal with life's bull shit. He gets all the girls and everyone loves him. He's a guy who can help with everything. And he funny also extrememely awesome if you ever meet a Micheal then you will be good friends with him
by Thunder4478 January 03, 2015
The bestest best friend ever, he likes to play video games and touch himself CONSTANTLY. He also excels at making political rants and being not huggable. Definitely Screwable.
Person 1: Hey its my bestest best friend Micheal!
Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!
Woman: *inside banging Micheal*
Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!
Woman: *inside banging Micheal*
by Dickbutt MICHEAL April 06, 2012
cunt
Uses girls
Will not talk to you unless you suck his dick (girl or boy) but will not perform oral sex
Scared of vagina's and orgasms #justthetipin
Calls his mom to come during masturbation
Arrogant piece of shit
Uses girls
Will not talk to you unless you suck his dick (girl or boy) but will not perform oral sex
Scared of vagina's and orgasms #justthetipin
Calls his mom to come during masturbation
Arrogant piece of shit
by MONSTER COCK 10000000 November 17, 2018