Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons
Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass
by Suthons February 14, 2020
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1. Loving Subaru’s and rock climbing
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend

Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
by Michaelingxcreator August 18, 2019
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The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
by HelplesslyInLoveWithHim:) January 18, 2011
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Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. Big ears but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life.
Sammy: "Michael is the love of my life"
Sammy's friend: "You said that three times in the past hour!"
by Michael's girl forever January 21, 2019
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One of the funniest kids around. That one of a kind guy that every girl hopes to find. He's honestly a babe of all babes. And he's pretty cute too.
Wow that dirty Michael really knows how to impress a girl.
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to keep on being a fan of and supporting Michael Jackson.
Alright, guys; I gotta go. Keep Michaeling!!!
by ILuvVocab November 09, 2009
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