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1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.
-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.
by Martin Obermeyer December 11, 2006
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
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by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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