Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.
Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.
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Michael-a guy with a big dick who is very funny and crazy and gets stoned
Oh look Leah it's Michael and his fine ass
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Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
Look itโ€™s Michael (GOALS)
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Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.
This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.
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The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and or somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill.
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. The most sweetest, kind-hearted guy you will ever meet in your own lifetime! Everything about a Michael is just swell, you will love them for everything they are. If their looks ever change, it wont affect you because their personality covers everything up. He'll make you laugh, Nothing can make you stay away from his charm. A complex yet amazing person that women are instantly attracted to. Doesn't love easily, but loves hard when he does. Is aware of his faults and strives to be a better person. A health-conscious individual, Michael takes care of himself physically and as a result is extremely sexy. Amazing in bed and extremely well-endowed. He makes mistakes, often to the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. Can forgive others more easily than he can forgive himself. Needs to know that despite his shortcomings and past mistakes he is a beautiful person worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to have the chance to know and love him.
Michael is very hot
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Michael is funny, but he can be serious when he wants to be and everyone likes him.
1. Michael is awesome
2. I wish Michael was my best friend

3. Michael is the best person I've ever met.
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