He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.
by Smileychica January 11, 2017
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An all boy’s school located in the Bronx. (also on the border of Mount Vernon) . Popular for basketball games, also known as an opportunity for girls from other schools to seek men. You’ll find kids skipping class and feening out other students on campus. A lot of kids from Mount end up going to college however, because they do enough work just to skate by. They also try to get bitches from all girls schools so they can cheat on them. Commonly use the phrase “donna slaps” , specifically used by a certain group of males there.
“Hes from mount
saint micheals academy so of course hes going to play you”

Nobody:

Mount saint michaels academy Boys: Donna slaps
by donnaslaps04 March 12, 2019
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This is one smooth operator; with a name like that everyone remembers him. The chicks are always worried about this Kim that seems to be hanging out with all the guys, but when they finally get to meet this handsome devil they start to wonder about his origins. Where could he be from? He is kind, loving, caring and has the libido of a stallion; no wonder the babes can't decide whether to call him Kim, Michael or both, because they are confused by this juxtaposition of femininity and masculinity.
His name is Kim-Michael? What was his mother thinking, I'd really like to know.
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The most amazing person in the world. He is cool around the masses but he opens up around the ones he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, cool, nice, sweet, handsome, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate and awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I want to spend the rest of my life in his arms, cuddling him and looking deep in his eyes, with the words "I love you" softly touching his hot lips.

To put it simply, Mike is your main man. The hero. The Mike of your dreams. He's often imitated, never matched.
Example:
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say? He's Mike!
Best Friend: He's King Michael I! I want to grow up to be just like him!
Me: Me too... I envy him so bad.
by Quaker540 January 13, 2017
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Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
by Metalcoreskatrgirl November 26, 2013
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