ugly ass basic bitch..... usually has the last name harvey. can’t draw for shit and has bad music taste
“dude he is such a michael... basic as fuq
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a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon
michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up
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Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons
Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass
by Suthons February 14, 2020
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HES GOT A MUSCLE PP
WOW LOOK AT MICHAEL OVER THERE

HES GOT A MUSCLE PP FOR SURE
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he will play fortnite and play other games like a kid and also will fail trying to do some sexual harresment
hey i think that could be a michael over there he seems like he would harress ne
by dedepression August 04, 2020
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a sexy ass kid with a giant cock that punishes any broad that comes within his arms.
“this kid michael folded me like a pretzel and gave me some good ass dick”
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