When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead
Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
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the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls
1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD
by j-cho(really jericho) November 16, 2005
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The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.
"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
by Ali La Pointe March 19, 2006
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The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.
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Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.
Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.
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