An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.
Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?
Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.
Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.
Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004
The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010
by PairofPants January 14, 2011
White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.
by Remco Pardeau March 02, 2019
The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
by Dr. Morningwood June 07, 2021
by Saints September 14, 2003