The best basketball player that touched earth. I successful at everything he does, a PIMP, One of the richest african american alive
by Pimpster June 24, 2003
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The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 09, 2018
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The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.
*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.
by UrKing91 November 10, 2019
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The man that Lebron James will never be as good as
Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever
by FP123 April 07, 2011
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An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement
Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team
by nba genius April 19, 2011
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