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This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.
My daddy Michael Garcia.
by @kingsleepless December 19, 2016
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.
I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA
by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019
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