Real name: Maurice Mickelwhite



A nosey neighbour. Best movies are as follows


1) Get Carter (1969, not the shitty remake)

2) Zulu (1963)

3) The Italian Job (1966)

Usually a sexual act, the act of "blowing ones doors off"

To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.