Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the fucking world! MIAMI KICKS ASS!!!

"hey, what's your favorite college football team?"
"THE 'CANES CUZ THEY KICK ASS BRUDDA!!"

by chaos February 9, 2004

Miami Hurricanes

1) College Football at its finest.
2) The NFL's main source of talent over the last 20 years
3) The team that plays at the Orange Bowl, the greatest stadium on earth.
4) Sebastian's Boys
5) As in Five National Titles...count 'em UF and FSU....Five rings...Five
6) As in Six in a row against FSU as of the 2004 season
7) The most polarizing team in college football. You either love'em or you hate'em. I love'em
8) Florida State Seminole's and Florida Gator's Daddy.
9)Loved by few, hated by most, respected by all.
10) see excellence.

The Miami Hurricanes have won 5 National College Football Titles since 1983.

Don't hate the Miami Hurricanes because they own you Florida and Florida State.

by Joe Friday July 6, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

the best mother fucking college football team in the world

who won the orange bowl this year?
The Miami Hurricanes!! whoo they kicked floridas ass

by mike todd March 31, 2004

Miami Hurricanes

The best football team there ever was and is going to be. they are THE SHIT.

Man 1 - hey where you goin?

Man 2 - i hav to go to the bathroom to take a miami hurricanes.

Man 1 - ??

Man 2 - there the shit.

by jOHNNYBOi June 16, 2007

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.

"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."

by hexum January 20, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

1) A collection of thugs and convicts who initiate their hoodlum activity on the gridiron, frustrating opponents and their loyal fans as they strut their stuff

2) A pretty damn good football program, which has claimed five national championships (1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001)

"The Miami Hurricanes surely exhibited some swagger at Doak Campbell Stadium on Saturday. I don't think any team in America can hang with these guys."

by Z_19 May 14, 2007

miami hurricanes

The college version of the cincinatti bengals

During team meetings the miami hurricanes come up with alibis

by badgersfan September 24, 2007