2006 Eastern Conferance Champs. Amazing team with their two starters Dwyane Wade and Shaquile O'Neal. Also with a strong team behind them which are Walker, Jason Williams, Alonso Mourning, Haslem and Posey. They are soon the be the 2006 NBA Champs. The team is coached by Pat Riley and is a strong and focused. 2006 is the first time they made it to the NBA Finals.
by Que Caliente June 6, 2006
The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night.
Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
by A Window. September 12, 2012
The 2006 NBA Champions....The First Time ever they win the CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! Lets GO Heat!!!! 2006 Champs..D-WADE(my fav. player) is the MVP!!!!!!!! Go D-Wade!!!!!
by D-WADE03 June 21, 2006
The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.
The Heat own. Enough said.
by Ben February 18, 2005
Your 2005-2006 NBA Champions. True the Heat were eliminated by the Knickershitters in 99 in a 1 vs 8 matchup but it doesn't matter because Zo and Riles got the last laugh motherfuckers. How many Larry O'Brien trophies have Patrick Ewing, Allan Houston, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby and the rest of them hoisted over their heads? Yeah that's what I thought bitches. Of course the Knicks have a bright future to look forward to, oh wait no they don't! They traded the 2nd pick of this year's draft for a center with 2 heart defects who can't rebound, The Bulls have the option to swap picks with them next year, they're in salary cap hell, and Isiah Thomas is the worst GM ever and a mediocre coach. Any team with Shitbury sucks until he leaves.
The Miami Heat own the Knickershitters and it'll be at least 30 more years until the Knickershitters win an NBA title.
by Dolphins > Jets too August 12, 2006
The Miami Heat got the best of me
by Billy Madison November 24, 2003
Miami Heat.
by Ganja27 March 22, 2011