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When your girlfriend highkey breaks up with you and you know u two will never speak again but you wanna make it sound like you're just in a fight for your facebook status
Ryan: Dayum dude i''m so sorry that Gabby broke up with you
Jared: Don't worry, Mia's Just Mad.
Jared's Thoughts: We'll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?
Jared: Don't worry, Mia's Just Mad.
Jared's Thoughts: We'll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?
by itz_kidz October 02, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018