Vagina with a clit of dynamite
Person 1; Yo dude your mom has some VAGINA-MITE! in her closet
Person 2; Fuck you
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The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.
Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.
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A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.
Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!
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A plethora of misbehaved children from one household. California Dust Mites are from the Central Valley who are usually a product of 1 California Dust Bunny and several known or unknown male suitors. The creation of Dust Mites are an intricate plot used by Dust Bunnies to either trap a partner of their liking into a relationship or for financial gain.
Bruh, I went to this Dust Bunny's house and it was filled with all these little, bad California Dust Mites. Ol'girl went to the room to get her purse and as she was out of sight these little bastards start surrounding me, calling me daddy and asking me for money and candy. The 9 year old boy came up to me with a mean mug on his face, asking me what set I was from! I dipped out with the quickness.
by No-Town Savage January 12, 2021
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when something could be a good thing
"they are adding new weapons to your favorite game"
"mite b cool"
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jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.
Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.
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it can be used to describe a person, object, even a feeling. anything at all! the "sexy can be substituted for any number of other things to suit the situation.
hey you sexy-mite scroll! i like your shorts
or
Say you see a fat person walking down the road, you might say "omfg thats a bit of a fatty-mite scroll!"
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