Meth Mites are common parasites that affect users of methanphetamine. Symptoms of meth mites cause severe skin irritation depending on how many hours the meth user has been awake. Signs of infection are easily spotted. Infected person will be itching and picking uncontrollably. Unsightly rashes and sores will develop on the infected person. Stopping meth use is the only cure.

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

A phrase, usually used for irony, to depict something small.

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.

A wannabe white trash biker who listens to death metal while beating his family. He will call the police on neighbors almost daily while pretending they are afraid of him.

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.