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A woman that is in love with Meryl Streep for sexual reasons or just plain unadulterated obsession.
"After watching Mamma Mia and seeing the 59 year old actress do the splits, I realized I am definitely a mezbian."
by darlingdiva June 19, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A usually straight female, who is in love with Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep confuses me. I'm straight, but she's so sexy I can't help but be a Mezbian
by sttttttroooob September 07, 2009
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