The woman who very recently put feminism back another ten years by writting the cliché-chauvinist-atom-bomb of all teen books: Twilight.

Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.

The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.

Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.

The Bitch who ruined Vampires

Most common opinions on Twilight and its author:

Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following.

Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series.

Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap.

A very sexy Southern Californian who has crystal blue eyes, a great body, and a hot car.

An American author known to wrote the Twilight series. The series is about a bunch of sparkling vampires who sparkle and makes teenage girls tingle in the wrong places.

Miss Meyer's time would have been better served had she spent had she done some sit ups or gone jogging instead of writing this abhorrent series. Maybe then a real man would touch her.

A legendary man who started a revolutionary business at one time. Now it stands for a corrupt bullshit establishment full of people who have no idea how to manage people let alone a business.

One of the worst women ever to exist.

You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.

A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.

Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.

The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"

Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.