A sword swallower. Dan has broken numerous records with help and has won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. He is one of the last sword swallowers in the world and has been on numerous news and talk shows.
Did you see Dan Meyer swallow that sword on America's Got Talent last night?
by WalkerA September 02, 2009
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The inviting of a member of the opposite sex round to your house for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Need not apply to gf/bf. i.e any random person

N.B: This only applies if you actually get some, inviting a person over and NOT getting with them despite your best efforts is not Going To Meyer's.
"Ah, man, I invited Patti round to mine"
"Why?"
"Going To Meyer's if you know what I mean"
by The Donk December 27, 2009
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The author of what could have been a decent series, but failed epically in that department when The Necronomicon- I MEAN - Breaking Dawn came out.

Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.
Who would you like to punch in the face because she failed so hard?

Stephanie Meyer.
by fsrsk2 May 15, 2009
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(n.), a mental disorder that affects only women, mostly those in their teenage years. A woman with the Meyer complex feels that she is not complete without a boyfriend or husband by her side. In some cases, the disorder is so strong that the woman will not feel that she has the strength to live without a boyfriend or husband.

The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.
Stephanie tried to kill herself after she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday. John found her trying to hang herself in the park and now they're going out. She's got a really bad case of the Meyer complex.
by Kriptini May 30, 2010
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The ugliest asshole you'll ever meet.
Girl: Oh, Lee Meyers is so ugly.
Girl #2: And he's an asshole with a small penis.
by Your pseudonym5 May 15, 2014
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An informal law of Internet discussions (mostly on blogs, but also extends to forums, Twitter conversations, email discussions and instant messaging debates) which states that when the topic is related to intelligent design, a commenter will inevitably mention the book "Signature in the Cell: DNA and the Evidence for Intelligent Design" by Stephen C. Meyer, which was published in 2009.

The speed at which the citation appears can be positively correlated with a high frequency of citation for books that fundamentally disagree with the core ideas in "Signature in the Cell", as well as the amount of time spent talking about the DNA code and information theory. In fact, any mention of the term "biological information" will act as a catalyst in this regard.

The identification of this law came after merciless online marketing by the Discovery Institute forced most of the world's intelligent design proponent population to purchase the book (or at least pretend to have read it).
Commenter: "I notice you have made no comment regarding the new book Signature in the Cell by Stephen Meyer. That is probably just because you haven't had the time to read it."

Meyer's Law has been applied to the discussion from which the above comment was taken.
by Naon Tiotami June 30, 2010
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A common misspelling of the name Stephenie Meyer.

Stephenie Meyer is most known for writing the Twilight Saga, and ninety-five percent of Urban Dictionary writers love to flame her, the remaining five percent praising her like she's their only reason to live.

See Stephenie Meyer. I recommend you read my indifferent definition which should probably be posted by the time you read this.
XxUnoriginalEmoScreennameXx: dont u hate stephanie meyer?? we should get together and asassinate her

ScreennameMadeToSoundLikeNinja: I don't really give a damn, but if you're going to flame her try to get her name right.
by InsertBrilliantNameHere March 27, 2011
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