A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

A short piece of shit with a small as penis and a tight asshole

Likes dick in his ass, also loves oral. His dick is too small to see!

A person who cant shot from three.

richard meyer- otherwise known as the only composer your shitty middle/highschool music teacher knows:) and everyone is sick and tired of playing his stupid songs

Smokin hot piece of Italian sausage who loves to fish, in fact he's so good at it, his rod makes all the fish come!

a man that gets mad pussy and has a glow up and is fat when he is younger but I mean he gets maddddd pusssy