Any automobile that can be used to carry an unusually large number of passengers. Most Mexobiles are used to transport illegal immigrants back and forth to jobs in which they are all using the same social security number. You are most likely to see a Mexobile in any of the lower 48 states mainly because Hawaii is too far and there's no fence to jump over to get there and Alaska is just too damn cold for them.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.