A secretive, well planned out death list. The people on this list will be taken to Mexico by the writer of the list, or the author's accomplices, fed to sharks, and have their valuables placed in the huts of Mexican peasants, thus absolving the actualy murdered of all blame.

Examples of the type of people on this list would include people your boyfriend has cheated on you with, your 'uncle' Teddy who always stares at your chest, and that gypsy who stole your wallet. More trivial offenders may also be subject to death by the Mexico List.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.