The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm
Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier
by babycrusher April 13, 2020
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When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab
by MrMcGibblets February 21, 2012
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It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....
I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet
by King steel December 28, 2019
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When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
by supahhfah-reek July 20, 2012
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