A "Mexican" is someone who is good at many athletic activities such as swimming across rivers, running away, and jumping over walls, a female Mexican have an average of 13 children, but make up for it by making amazing tacos and having fat asses. A "Mexican" child if ever in call of duty chat you will hear several children in the background and can get very annoying.
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by DonkeyDick420 February 27, 2019
A politically incorrect word, which is derogatory towards those who are from Mexico. This word alludes to filth, prostitution, drunkenness, drugs, and AIDS.
by ItalyIsFakeForSerious August 22, 2008
Usually found begging for work on street corners of ghetto parts of town. Also known for cheap labor. Usually illegals who hop the border are shot on the spot. They spread like Mosquitoes.
Oh hey look at that breaten up truck, i bet a Mexican owns it!
Whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
- A bench can support a family.
What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?
- Unemployed
Whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
- A bench can support a family.
What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?
- Unemployed
by LAXPLAYER12345 April 26, 2011
Rather living in america or the garbage dump that is mexico, they are a small bodied race of people who by all common standards are poor, ignorant and lack any kind of real drive and motivation to be anything other than a carwash attendant or a churro vendor. the mexican man is known to have quite possibly the smallest penis of all races that including the asian race. The mexican woman on average(average being 95%-99%) of the time are complete imbeciles and can not do accuratley do a 5th grade arithmatic problem with any kind of adult accuracy. However they have mastered the american welfare and food stamp programs and as well live and die by the free medicare we offer here in the U.S. Also mexicans in america are a very jealous and dirty race known for their weak bodied and minded actions such as having to fight another race with a 5 to 1 odds.To see a mexican at his best go to the city of Van Nuys anytime during the day and you will see them in their run down toyotas with their overweight girls with about 3 to 4 kids if not more and that is the best possible life a mexican can ever achieve.
"Hey mom is that a mexican???... EEwwwww he does smell bad! Real bad! That mexican must never shower and thats odd because he's got on a brand new white t-shirt
by thatguy1980 November 04, 2011
adjective describing inferior quality, something that lets you down yet makes you laugh because at least you're not that bad
Something that costs one quarter the price, but takes four times as long (or four times the number of people) to do; Paid by the hour, not paid by the task; not motivated by extra pay for completion of tasks, working slower to get more money by working longer (hourly wage earner). Communist: someone who thinks the State should provide for all.
Pseudo-American, Pseudo-Aztec, Pseudo-Spanish
Fools who undercut their own professions just to exist in a certain place, who live hand-to-mouth just to see tomorrow there, and who have way-to-many kids because they are Catholic (even though French-Canadians are Catholic, and they have a method of family planning which doesn't contradict their religious values and allows them to space their pregnancies and preplan their family size.)
People whose main concern is the banal aspects of life: food, drink, sex, and whom do not visit the library and read or try to get ahead in the white-man's world, illiterate and somehow smug about it, thinking perhaps whites are all ruthless, and mexicans are all care-bears
Something that costs one quarter the price, but takes four times as long (or four times the number of people) to do; Paid by the hour, not paid by the task; not motivated by extra pay for completion of tasks, working slower to get more money by working longer (hourly wage earner). Communist: someone who thinks the State should provide for all.
Pseudo-American, Pseudo-Aztec, Pseudo-Spanish
Fools who undercut their own professions just to exist in a certain place, who live hand-to-mouth just to see tomorrow there, and who have way-to-many kids because they are Catholic (even though French-Canadians are Catholic, and they have a method of family planning which doesn't contradict their religious values and allows them to space their pregnancies and preplan their family size.)
People whose main concern is the banal aspects of life: food, drink, sex, and whom do not visit the library and read or try to get ahead in the white-man's world, illiterate and somehow smug about it, thinking perhaps whites are all ruthless, and mexicans are all care-bears
This is just mexican pizza because it is just a tortilla with ketchup and cut-up hot-dog wieners on it.
Don't buy the mexican weed, because even though it's cheaper to buy a bigger amount, it won't get you as high because it's of poorer quality.
Mexican oregano is not the same as regular oregano.
This new mexican economy car is made of clay; just don't drive it in the rain and you'll be fine.
Mexicans think their girls are 'ready' at age 14 (just like white people thought a hundred years ago) so that mexican Grandmother is forty years-old.
Don't buy the mexican weed, because even though it's cheaper to buy a bigger amount, it won't get you as high because it's of poorer quality.
Mexican oregano is not the same as regular oregano.
This new mexican economy car is made of clay; just don't drive it in the rain and you'll be fine.
Mexicans think their girls are 'ready' at age 14 (just like white people thought a hundred years ago) so that mexican Grandmother is forty years-old.
by lovescalifornia July 16, 2009
the person cutting your grass outside and also the guy who plays reggatone with the bass wayy too loud on their car
the girls are hott though
the girls are hott though
white guy minding his business:(reads newspaper)
mexican driving down the road: (plays reggatone on car too loud)
white guy: man that motherfucker!
mexican driving down the road: (plays reggatone on car too loud)
white guy: man that motherfucker!
by iaintnohataijushavinfun October 17, 2009
May 16 trending
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